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G'Afternoon Lads & Lasses

Wow.  Hello boys and girls. How are ya'll today? Me? Im fab. Sarah's word  from TENC tehehe..check this out..its all like...non techy and such..

Wow..maaan I dont have much to say....Other than...Eric is extreamly hot...wait...wait....what am I saying...nevermind that...Michelle will set the basilisk on you if you belive that nonsence..and we all know what it does..(Screams in silence)...Wow..not only does the basilisk rape...but it also like cheese fries...mwahahahahaahaa....yes...so beware..check this non techie site out and enjoy if you dont...you know what will be after you...the basilkisk and the poo-jacket..wait..I like the poo-jacket..oh poo..what a confusing life I live..

Blues Guitar


Injured by the Basilisk?

Dr. Laura here to save the day...If you are injured by the basilisk you either didnt ignore my first comment, or didnt enjoy this site..and thats your fault times 2...but I will help you because I am feeling extreamly generous at the moment....You can either go buy yourself a phonex and make it cry on you...or you could do this.
  1. Jump 14 times with your hands on your head
  2. Scream All hail Laura the ruler
  3. Then sick out your tounge and do the pepsi jump
  4. Eat three small cheese fries
  5. Then yell BRIAN SMITH IS THE COOLEST ROBOT EVER 10 times Finaly Grab the nearest broom and mambo with it for 6 minutes

There that should help you...

Please eat all the nasty little plums